Its getting to the point where I don’t even want to go downstairs anymore.Īnd honestly the problem are the parents being too lazy to teach their own kids. But honestly I’m losing brain cells by the minute. The melons are making videos designed to get kids addicted. Yet kids still watch this stupid fucking piece of garbage. What’s worse it that each episode on netflix has different lengths, meaning they literally just took a random compilation video and put it on Netflix. Well, if you look at the YouTube videos, they also have orders, some with the same orders as the Netflix ones, MEANING THAT IT TOOK 5 MINUTES TO MAKE THE NETFLIX SHOW. Have you ever noticed that cocomelon on Netflix and Hulu have orders? For example, in S3 E1 on Netflix, it always starts out with yes yes playground. AND ON TOP OF THAT, THESE SONGS ARE THE SAME VERSE 5 TIMES IN A ROW.ĪND THE CHERRY ON TOP, COCOMELON MAKES MONEY OFF OF EACH OF THEM. Yes yes vegetables, yes yes stay healthy, yes yes bedtime, no no bedtime, yes yes save the earth. You have regular nursery rhymes like twinkle twinkle or humpty dumpty, the stupid versions of those songs that just change the lyrics like Mary had a little lamb, and then you have the like… 3 songs they made up themselves, Which they milk to death. Like how the pig’s hand stretches out to eat the birthday cake in happy birthday, or how sand appears out of nowhere in the construction song.Īnd what’s worse is that they have NO ORIGINAL SONGS, AND WHEN THEY DO, THEY USE IT A BILLION TIMES. There are so many errors and glitches when you look closely. I quote, “mama says ‘stop! When the light is red! When the light turns green you can go ahead!’”Īnd what’s worse is that adults see this as “quality children’s content.” It may be better than billionsuprisetoys and I’d much rather watch the bath song than “lets together bath” BUT STILL. Grandma is having a stroke so they stop and sing “how can I help? What can I do?“Īnd on top of that, the traffic song with the ducklings LITERALLY TELL THE CHILDREN TO CROSS THE STREET WHEN THE LIGHT IS GREEN. Listen, I’m not going to criticize cocomelon because “oh animals don’t talk” but the unrealistic nature of the cocomelon world makes me feel like it could make kids mad when their entire family doesn’t stop what they are doing to sing finger family. the bingo song uses the same sound effect 50 times, I repeat, 50 TIMES. The sound effects are ungodly terrible and they reuse them soooo muuucchchhh. I mean, it can’t play yes yes vegetables so why the fuck would he? He won’t play with his Toys either, which is fair. I have a baby brother and ALLLLLLLL he ever watches is cocomelon.
Like, it may be designed to get kids addicted. I’ve always had a theory that cocomelon has some hypnotism shit. How… how do kids watch this? I think even i as a kid wouldn’t have succumbed to cocomelon.
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